Blow after blow for Katy Perry, no pun intended. In the midst of her biggest flop era ever with her comeback record 143, Katy Perry seems to be unable to get a single thing right without getting dragged online for it. Woman’s World was a car crash, Lifetimes flopped into oblivion. Katy Perry has just gone on the Call Her Daddy podcast and the hype was real to see what kind of corny or cringe thing she might come out with next – but I don’t think anyone was prepared for the corny way she’s spoken about giving Orlando Bloom a BJ.
She just can’t help herself.
‘I thought this was a classy party? ’
In a promotional clip for Katy Perry appearing on Call Her Daddy, the podcast fronted by Alex Cooper, Katy Perry is talking about what Orlando Bloom needs to do in order to get, um, well – you know what. She says “If I come downstairs and the kitchen is clean and you’ve done it all, you’ve done all the dishes and you’ve closed all the pantry doors you better be ready to get your d*ck sucked.
I mean like, literally. That is my love language.
“I don’t need a red Ferrari. I can buy a red Ferrari. Just do the f*cking dishes, I will suck your d*ck.
It’s that easy. Sorry.”
Whilst obviously the sentiment is fine – who wouldn’t want to do it – it’s the corny way Katy Perry frenetically squalks out this outburst that has people online bewildered about what she’s actually doing in this disastrous 143 album roll out era.
The quotes on the clip are savage. One says “I love Katy but nothing about this era feels genuine, it’s so forced and kinda cringe”.
Another says “She is trying so hard, it’s embarrassing, the constant glances at the camera, who is she trying to be? Who is managing her image right now?”
It truly feels like Katy Perry is incapable of reading the room right now. The full podcast isn’t out until later today, so perhaps this comment on giving Orlando Bloom a BJ if he sorts out the kitchen clip from Katy Perry needs more context to understand the vibe she’s giving because right now it’s going down in flames.
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